Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.
The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.