Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode
People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.
Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.