Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.