Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?