Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.