When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats are fond of mooning.

People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.