When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats are cats . . . the world over! These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something. -James Mackintosh Qwilleran