When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

Home is where i hang my toothbrush and where the cats have their commode

Cats hate a closed door, you know, regardless of which side they're on. If they're out, they want to get in, and if they're in, they want to get out.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality