Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
Cats are fond of mooning.
Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.
Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?
Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode