Cats have a contempt of speech. Why should they talk when they can communicate without words?

A library card is the start of a lifelong adventure.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats are fond of mooning.

The way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?