The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.
Lilian Jackson BraunThe way to test a man's sincerity is to serve him a bad cup of coffee. If he doesn't comment, he is not to be trusted.
Lilian Jackson BraunAre those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
Lilian Jackson Braun