People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

When you don't know what to do with yourself, do something for someone else.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

To understand a cat, you must realize that he has has own gifts, his own viewpoint, even his own morality

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!