People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

Small birds throw seeds out of the feeder; large birds pick them up off the ground, but the squirrels try to muscle in.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.

...if you've never been cussed out by a Siamese, you don't know what profanity is all about!

Cats don't fight for their rights; they take them for granted. They have a right to be fed, watered, stroked on demand and supplied with a lap and a clean commode

The more you talk to cats ... the smarter they become. An occasional 'nice kitty' will have no measurable effect; intelligent conversation is required.

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.