People who really appreciated animals always asked their names.

At dinner time he would sit in a corner, concentrating; and suddenly they would say, 'Time to feed the cat,' as if it were their idea.

Dogs have their day but cats have 365.

Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?

Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.

Cats never strike a pose that isn't photogenic.

I'm beginning to be skeptical of my own skepticism.