Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.
When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.