I wonder what it would be like if we all became what we wanted to be when we grew up? I mean, imagine a world filled with nothing but firemen, cowboys, nurses and ballerinas.

Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.