When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.