Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?