We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.