The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

Thank God kids never mean well

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.