The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

And yet humanity is so not evolved that how can you expect anything absolutely major to happen? Look how long, we move ahead in technology, how much do we move ahead in morality or emotion? We move ahead so minimally, minimally, minimally.

I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that.

The whole idea of being in captivity in such limited space, especially in a zoo, causes elephants to suffer. They develop all kinds of foot diseases. They die. They get cysts. Not only is it painful, it eventually kills them.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.