The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

If trying harder doesn't work, try softer.

Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.

Suddenly I burst into song: 'Awe, sweet mystery of life, at last I found thee...' And I felt so good inside and my heart felt so full, I decided I would set time aside each day to do awe-robics. Because at the moment you are most in awe of all there is about life that you don't understand, you are closer to understanding it all than at any other time.