Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.