Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If you can't be direct, why be?

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.

When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis!