Creating characters is just another way to express a type and put that type to use.

I try to be cynical, but it's so hard to keep up.

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'.

No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.