No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.

Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

Remember we're all in this alone.

You can't expect insights, even the big ones, to make you suddenly understand everything. But I figure: Hey it's a step in the right direction if they leave you confused in a deeper way.