Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.
Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
Wouldn't it be great if we all grew up to be what we wanted to be? The world would be full of nurses, firemen, and ballerinas.