Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.