Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.

I guess that's one of the reasons that you do it - work all the time - because it's sort of a high to find something that really works.