What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?
It's a more ridiculing, divisive humor today.