My politics are just inclined to be empathetic and humanistic. I grew up with so many different kinds of people with different politics, different religion, no religion, no politics, education, no education, and I was infatuated with all of them.

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

Thank God kids never mean well

Growing up in Michigan was fine...until I realized where I was.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Did you know, throughout the cosmos they found intelligent life forms that play to play? We are the only ones that play to win. Explains why we have more than our share of losers.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.