I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

Remember we're all in this alone.

If you can't be direct, why be?

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.