If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They're thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn't snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts.

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?