I wanted to be a stage actress. I wanted to be a New York actress and have a community with other actors. I didn't want to get famous; I always thought getting famous was a drag on you.
Lily TomlinThe phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
Lily TomlinWhy is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin