When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.