To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.

I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.