When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.