No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.
You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?
The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?