If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?
Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.
Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.
The best mind-altering drug is the truth.
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.