To act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting. You know you can't go back next week and fix it. Whereas in a live audience you know it's so in the moment and you just go with what's happening. First of all you never have to see it again so you don't know if you were really fulfilling it or not.

Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

If life is so meaningless, then why are we always bringing it up?

Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.