The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.