After all, in private, we're all misfits

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?