Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

To me, "sexual freedom" means freedom from having to have sex.

Does your mind feel more and more like teflon? Nothing sticks to it?

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."