I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

Language was invented because of the deep human need to complain.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.