I'm not a religious person. I don't have any desire. To me it's imitative of a conventional culture. I'm all for it for anybody. I totally have a free and open feeling about how other humans want to live their lives. It's just not something that has any real significance for me.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

What goes up must come down. But don't expect it to come down where you can find it.

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?