The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

If beauty is truth, why don't women go to the library to have their hair done?

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

When I've had a meltdown, people will say to me, "Well, you failed to keep your sense of humor."

Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.