Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Thank God kids never mean well
I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle, it's much too confining.
Infinity is just time on an ego trip.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.