The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

What if it's boring - or if it's not boring, it might be too revealing, or worse, it might be too revealing and still be boring.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Reality is nothing more than a collective hunch.