You are what you think ... geez, that's frightening.
When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.
Thank God kids never mean well
Did you know, in the entire universe, we are the only intelligent life forms thought to have a Miss Universe contest?
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.