Even when I'm being funny, I'm deadly serious.
Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.
We are all in this together, by ourselves.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.
Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.