If you can't be direct, why be?
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Being a New Yorker is never having to say you are sorry.
No matter how cynical I get, I can't keep up.
Truth is, I've always been selling out. The difference is that in the past, I looked like I had integrity because there were no buyers.
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.