Thank God kids never mean well

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol.

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

The start to a better world is the belief that it is possible.