Thank God kids never mean well

When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia.

Maybe if people started to listen, history would stop repeating itself.

There's nothing sadder than getting to the end of your life and saying, 'I didn't do it right'.

We're giving jobs to people who would otherwise be out of work if we weren't exploiting cheap labor.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

Thank God kids never mean well