You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.

What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains.

We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

If you can't be direct, why be?

I was always drawn to more the social-expression-of-culture types.