Having a real public outlet is how you imprint something for yourself. It's just a matter of timing. It's like you've marked your territory.

Every day I read the newspapers, and no matter how cynical I get, it's imposssible to keep up.

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.

After all, in private, we're all misfits

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

I worry about kids today - because of the sexual revolution, they're going to grow up and never know what "dirty" means.