The road to success is always under construction.

In the depths of the night, fear grips my heart. It paralyzes my mind. But most of all, I feel very, very alone

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.

I feel some part of me can wake up and be very existential and the next day wake up and be sort of in love with the universe.

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed.