I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

People hire me to create some kind of archetype or some culture type, or something. I guess they accept whatever I come up with.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

Don't be afraid of missing opportunities. Behind every failure is an opportunity somebody wishes they had missed.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.