I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

My space chums think my unique hookup with humanity could be evolution's awkward attempt to jump-start itself up again. They're thinking just maybe, going crazy could be the evolutionary process trying to hurry up mind expansion. Maybe my mind didn't snap. Maybe it was just trying to stretch itself into a new shape. The cerebral cortex trying to grow a thumb of sorts.

9 to 5 made people aware of equal pay for equal work. It hasn't really happened, but it has come closer.

The formula for water is H2O. Is the formula for an ice cube H2O squared?

If you have a dog or a cat, you know how developed they can be. How sensitive, how aware. They suffer. We all do.

Nobody is here without a reason. I always had a different sensibility. I like a huge range of comedy - from broad and farcical, the most sensitive, the most understated - but I always wanted my comedy to be more embracing of the species rather than debasing of it.

Infinity is just time on an ego trip.