If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.
Linda SunshineI could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.
Linda SunshineMajor fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.
Linda SunshineAs we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.
Linda SunshineOur mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.
Linda Sunshine