Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

A careful blending of sarcasm, irony, and teasing, bickering has its own distinctive cadence and rhythm and is as difficult to master as French, Spanish, or any elective second language. Like Chinese, the fine points of bickering can be discerned in the subtle rise and fall of the voice. If not practiced properly, bickering can be mistaken for its less sophisticated counterpart: whining.