If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down.

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

Changing schools and friends is hard on children and can often make them desperate and lonely enough to form closer ties with a sibling.

Single people slip out of the dating market for many social, economic, psychological, and ideological reasons including marriage, illness, bankruptcy, job promotion, exhaustion, and common sense. Inevitably, however, they return because of divorce, boredom, loneliness, and memory loss.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted jelly.' That way, no one will be suspicious when you order a dozen donuts with one cup of coffee to go.