If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.

every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

Any idiot would know women's needs are simple. All we want is your basic millionaire brain surgeon criminal lawyer great dancer who pilots his own Lear Jet and owns seafront property. On the other hand, things being what they are today, most of us will settle for a guy who holds down a steady job and isn't carrying an infectious disease.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.