If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

Our mother's first gift to us comes at the moment we are born, because Mom, as she will subsequently remind us over and over, gives us the Gift of Life Like many of the gifts we receive from our mothers, the Gift of Life usually doesn't fit properly and is almost never returnable without a major hassle.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.