As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

I wasn't very good about the pain. I started screaming for painkillers after the third contraction and didn't stop until my daughter was eating solid food.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.