As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

Major fluctuations in weight gain and loss are detrimental to your health and embarrassing to explain to your friends and family.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

A basic rule of baking is that, in general, it's almost impossible to make an inedible batch of brownies.

every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.