every one of us possesses a gene predisposing us toward rivalry, competition, and fits of envy with any past, present, or future siblings.

There are three very good reasons to travel: 1. See the world. 2. Meet new people. 3. Room service.

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

As we move closer and closer to a nonsexist world, women will have an equal opportunity as men to be rejected, embarrassed, and humiliated beyond all consolation.

Looking young and attractive with makeup is the next best thing to actually being young and attractive. After all, a woman only has a few years where she really is youthful, but she can wear foundation makeup til the day she dies (and even after!).

My sister taught me everything I really need to know, and she was only in sixth grade at the time.

Tip the world over and everything loose falls into L.A.