Sex is probably the most fun you can have in life without gaining weight or having a hangover the next day.

If you talk about yourself, he'll think you're boring. If you talk about others, he'll think you're a gossip. If you talk about him, he'll think you're a brilliant conversationalist.

As for breaking up, once the relationship is over, you never really know what went wrong; you just feel nauseous whenever the subject comes to mind. After a plane crash there's the black box that tells the FAA what caused the crack-up. Too bad there's no black box of relationships.

I discovered, quite early in motherhood, that the longest and most painful deliveries occur when you give birth to stepchildren.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

If you're willing to travel, or just super-desperate, the best place in the world to meet unattached men is on the Alaska pipeline. I'm told that the trek through the frozen tundra is well worth the effect for any woman who wants to know what it feels like to be Victoria Principal.

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.