Loser loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture. DUH!

Never slam a car door. According to the Westchester elite, it's a heinous crime, as heartless as kicking a puppy.

This isn't going to be pretty. Rules will be broken. Friendships will be tested. And huge risks will be taken. But they're small prices to pay for true love and freedom, right?

Is this place called Virgins? Well, I shouldn't be here! -Nina

I completely remember the horror I felt when my pits started getting hairy. I would walk with my arms pressed against my sides.

These girls want nothing to do with last season's clothes.

I don't like the vampire books. I don't like any of those.