If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.

God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.