You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.

I support women. I'm like a human BRA.

I don't like writing in front of a lot of people, it has to be an intimate experience with people I trust.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.