You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.