You can try to change New York, but it's like Jay-Z says: Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there's nothing you can do.

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.

I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.