When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.
I support women. I'm like a human BRA.
In my experience, 'let's think about it' usually ends up as me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.