When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited French and hasn't cried once today? This moi.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

I've been writing for myself since I was a teenager - I got into top-lining for some other artists/producers, but the focus was always on my own stuff.

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.

Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.