When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.

It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.

I want to roll my eyes right now, but the doctor says that if I keep doing it, my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs.

Thanks, it's my own recipe. I use cheddar cheese instead of water.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.

I don't need anyone. Because I can do every single thing that a person in a relationship can. Everything. Even zip up my own dress. You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Such as monologues.