Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
It's never fun to break someone's heart, that's so sad.
I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.