I will not calm down! Women are allowed to get angrier than men about double standards.
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?
Lizzing is a combination of laughing and whizzing.
If reality TV has taught us anything, it's that you can't keep people with no shame down.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.