My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.
All around us, people were cool. By association, so were we.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.