My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
Who hasn't made mistakes? I once french kissed a dog at a party to try to impress what turned out to be a very tall 12 year old.
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more!
Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.
Why do you sound surprised? I love America. Just because I think gay dudes should be allowed to adopt kids and we should all have hybrid cars doesn't mean I don't love America?