Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

You didn't realize emotion could be a weapon? Have you not read the poetry of Jewel?

We have a show tonight. I've never missed a show. Not even the time I had that virus they kept saying only raccoons get.

I want to do that thing rich people do where they turn money into more money.

There ain't no party like a Liz Lemon party 'cause a Liz Lemon party is mandatory!

Whatever the tiny bubbles sitting beautifully on the surface of the absolutely delicious-looking skin around his forehead and neck were, they were doing a lot for his overall appearance...and for my heart rate.

Instead, what I was beginning to understand was that however things unfolded from here on, whatever the next chapter was, my life could never be the sum of one circumstance. It would be determined, as it had always been, by my willingness to put one foot in front of the other, moving forward, come what may.