I love Gwen Stefani's style, I think she's dope.

If I have learned anything from my SIMS family: When a child doesn't see his father enough he starts to jump up and down, then his mood level will drop until he pees himself.

God, three weddings in one day, I'm going to be in Spanx for 12 hours. My elastic line is gonna get infected again.

I got into songwriting because I'm not very good at communicating sometimes, just my true words, so music was always my way of expressing myself and being able to put things into lyrics that I couldn't say necessarily in my everyday life.

My heart's pounding like I'm watching Oprah's farewell season.

Now I'm heading home for a nooner, which is what I call having pancakes for lunch.

You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.