Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on.

I don't care. I'll start my own group. Rejection from society is what created X-Men!

Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains?

I only work with a couple of co-writers who I'm really close with, so they always know what's going on in my life and we talk about things openly, they know every song is true to something that I'm either going through or have gone through before.

If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.

Can I share with you my worldview? All of humankind has one thing in common: the sandwich. I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor.