You can do some serious subway flirting before you realize the guy is homeless.
OK, here's a little bedroom tip: Put a bag of popcorn in the microwave beforehand. That way when you're done, you have a treat.
If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
My mom used to send me articles about how older virgins are considered good luck in Mexico.
When stuff is coming to an end, people freak out and they act crazy.
I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider it erotica.